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It’s Not That I Don’t Like Movies, But…

It’s Not That I Don’t Like Movies, But… By Madeleine Begun Kane I prefer to catch movies at home, Not in theaters where tall fellows roam. There they prowl, on the hunt For the seat right in front, To...

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Uptight Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook...

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Happy Petite And Proud Day! (Limerick)

If you’re five-four or under, “petite” Is what many will call you. Don’t cheat And pretend to be taller; Be proud that you’re smaller… Then savor a thick booster seat. May 4 is Petite And Proud Day....

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A Holiday For Short Women? (Limerick)

I’m acknowledging “Short Girl Appreciation Day” reluctantly, because of my aversion to the word “girl” when applied to grown women. Now if they changed it to “Short Woman Appreciation Day,” I’d be a...

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Limerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: SCREEN at the end of any one line...

It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’re a...

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A Short Limerick

It’s a holiday season for ME. No, not Christmas; I’m Jewish, you see. If I must, I’ll embellish: The day that I relish Is “Short Person Day,” for I’m wee. (Short Person Day falls on December 22.)

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